I Wish I Never Met You Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly a Novel

Name: I Wish I Never Met You Dating the Shiftless, Stupid, and Ugly a Novel
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ISBN: 9780743250566

ISBN-10: 0743250567

ISBN-13: 9780743250566

Edition: 2004

Authors: Denise N. Wheatley

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Preston the Project Mishap Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty Marvin the Married Man-Boy Forrest the Foul Fiancé What single woman hasn't been desperate enough to risk it all in an attempt to find True Love? Vulnerable enough to believe in the whole girl-meets-boy, girl-and-boy-fall-in-love, the-two-live-happily-ever-after, blah, blah, blah? News flash: It never happens that way. Eventually, a girl learns that the road to Mr. Right is littered with more than a few Mr. No Ways. I Wish I Never Met You is the hilarious, uncensored confession of one woman, reeling from a lifetime of dating disasters -- the blind dates, the nightclub crawlers, the ballers, the liars, and the ugly but earnest…

Book details

List price: $12.00
Copyright year: 2004
Publisher: Touchstone
Publication date: 8/10/2004
Binding: Paperback
Pages: 224
Size: 5.25" wide x 7.75" long x 0.50" tall
Weight: 0.396
Language: English



Intro



One Night Only


Doug the Heinous Dragon


Preston the Project Mishap


Ernest the Undercover Sugarbooty



I Want It All


Willy the Weed Smoker


Leroy the Loser-Ass Liar


Warren the So-Called Wonder


Bubba the Bogus-Ass Baller



Unholy Matrimony


Forrest the Foul Fiancï¿½Marvin the Married Man-Boy


Dennis the Dumb-Ass Divorcï¿½



The Big PaybackHorace the Human Ape


Igor the Ignoramus


Cecil the Circus MidgetOuttro